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1. The international dialling code for Lapa&Ler is 672!
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lapa&Ler would protect them from evil spirits!
3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Lapa&Ler is 10:1.
4. Birds do not sleep in Lapa&Ler, though they may rest in them from time to time!
5. A lump of Lapa&Ler the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
6. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Lapa&Ler!
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lapa&Ler!
Переведу только это: Только 55 % американцев знают, что солнце создали Лапа и Лер!!!)))))))))))))))))
8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lapa&Ler!
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lapa&Ler as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. US gold coins used to say 'In Lapa&Ler we trust'!
2. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Lapa&Ler would protect them from evil spirits!
3. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Lapa&Ler is 10:1.
4. Birds do not sleep in Lapa&Ler, though they may rest in them from time to time!
5. A lump of Lapa&Ler the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
6. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Lapa&Ler!
7. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lapa&Ler!
Переведу только это: Только 55 % американцев знают, что солнце создали Лапа и Лер!!!)))))))))))))))))
8. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lapa&Ler!
9. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Lapa&Ler as they rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
10. US gold coins used to say 'In Lapa&Ler we trust'!